Snowed in? Going crazy? Here are some fun things you can do to pass the time on a snow day.
1. Write a story about Martian ghost babies. Tell it to yourself in the mirror.
2. Staple boxes of cereal to the wall. Walk around and stuff your face.
3. Draw smiley faces on all your lightbulbs with a Sharpie.
4. Open every can of food in the house and dump it all in the bathtub. Have a nice soak.
5. Listen to this brand new Cellarghost jam really loud while you practice falling down the stairs.
Hi, here’s a new Jaguar Knight jam called “Jaguar Future Party.”
And here are the machines I used to make the track.
YAMAHA RY-20 DRUM MACHINE
The beats came off this Yamaha RY-20 drum machine. I did almost nothing to them. A little bit of compression and reverb, and I think some filtering at one point. But otherwise it’s all straight out of this badass beatbox.
X0XB0X (ROLAND TB-303 CLONE)
Some crazy dudes went and reverse-engineered a Roland TB-303. They found all the same transistors and resistors and whatnot and it just sounds awesome. I used it for the acid line in this track. Those pieces of tape really are holding my x0xb0x together. I took it with me to Malaysia and all the screws fell out.
I would take my x0xbox with me to a desert island. Even if there were no electricity. I would just lie on the sand and stare at it. ?
LITTLE BEAR
Look at this cute l’il guy. It’s the Little Bear, a sweet tube overdrive pedal that I got brand-new off eBay for like $15. I run the x0xb0x through it. It gives a nice creamy distortion on the ‘b0x I find.
KORG KAOSS PAD 2
I use the KP2 for all my vocoder effects. It’s a little rough and ragged sounding compared to a lot of vocoders and yet the words do come out quite clear and audible. This unit is pretty common but not many people use the vocoder on it because it’s such a huge pain in the ass. You can’t just plug in a MIDI keyboard and play your vocal line, oh no. You have to send MIDI controller change messages to change the pitch. That’s crazy! So if I want to sing a robot B flat, I have to program my sequencer like “Control Change, Channel 11, Controller 12, Value 67” or whatever.
That’s why most Jaguar Knight songs have a one or two note vocoder line. Because who has time for a bunch of MIDI CC nonsense? What is this, the 1950s?
YAMAHA FB-01
Now this piece of junk. “Ready!!!” Yeah, we know you’re ready… shut up, nobody likes you. This is a Yamaha FB-01 FM sound module. Technically I suppose you could consider it a “synthesizer.” Although the ’80s synth market has gone through the roof lately, these are so unpopular that you can still get one for like $30-50. That’s about what I paid for this noisy hard-to-program FM box. Go ahead, buy one. You’ll never use it. No one uses these. Except me. Why! It has 4 FM operators and I only got it to replace my Yamaha DX-100 because it’s smaller, but it’s way less fun. Anyway nearly all the sounds on “Jaguar Future Party” came out of this box… the chord stabs and that excuse for a bassline and all that stuff. That was all this thing.
The FuccBoi-01 has a really dumb interface where you can create “users” for some reason and if you brush the front panel during a show, you can easily switch “users” and suddenly all your basslines are being played on a distorted glockenspiel. Good times! I can’t seem to get rid of this unit. I use it in a million songs. It’s like having a horrible growth on your body. I hate it, but it’s part of me now.
BOSS HYPER METAL
A Hyper Metal pedal. Yes, I’m afraid so. I would never put one of these anywhere near a guitar. But on a synthesizer it somehow takes on a weird magical new life.
Anyway that’s the secret of the Jaguar Knight sound. The world’s worst synth, played through a running joke of a distortion pedal.
That’s it. That’s how I make my songs.
Here’s this week’s episode of Party Sauce Radio! Coming to you live every Wednesday at 3pm Atlantic on 107.3FM Local FM in Saint John and streaming everywhere at http://localfm.ca.
~ Download link: https://partysauce.lol/mp3/PartySauce-2017Feb08.mp3
tracklist:::
Sages – “Hyper Desolate”
Allumette – “Hypochondries”
Ominar – “Candles”
Drexciya – “Depressurization”
Kevin Sanderson – “Inside Out”
Mory Kante – “Yeke Yeke”
Kylie – “Slow (Chemical Brothers remix)”
Jimmy Ross – “Fall Into A Trance”
La Quinta Stagione – “E.S.P.”
Plastikman – “EXtrude”
Here is Allumette from Moncton with a brand new slice of electronic sunrise bedroom goth coldwave. I often see Mylene at electronic music events in Moncton so it’s nice to hear her projet nouveau de la musique electronique. Also it is tagged as “melancholia” but nonetheless I found this song put a smile on my face! J’espère qui ça va vous faire sourire aussi!
Marie Davidson puts on a science class in this live Boiler Room set and it’s great. Enjoyable to listen to and also really cool to watch. It’s like a window into how her mind works, watching her twist a knob and tweak a setting and then stand back and nod her head like “Ouiii c’est bon” as she blends her sonic chemicals. I loved seeing the Roland TR-707 beloved drum machine on this table full of gadgets.
The beats are fairly rigid and robotic compared to your typical house-music funky shuffle. It’s techno music like you might hear at some exclusive dance club located in a remote outpost on one of the moons of Jupiter.
Here’s this week’s episode of Party Sauce Radio! Coming to you live every Wednesday at 3pm Atlantic on 107.3FM Local FM in Saint John and streaming everywhere at http://localfm.ca.
~ Download link: https://partysauce.lol/mp3/PartySauce-2017Feb01.mp3
tracklist:::
M+M – “Cooling The Medium”
Sons Of Freedom – “Fuck The System”
That Petrol Emotion – “Big Decision”
Wee Papa Girls – “Heat It Up”
Fast Eddie – “I Can Dance”
Jomanda – “My Love For You”
Marie Davidson – “Adieu Au Dancefloor”
Duchess Says – “I’m An Idea”
DenMother – “You Will Never”
Coco Barracuda – “xvi”
Property// – “She-Bear”
Gino Soccio – “Hold Tight”
Here’s this week’s episode of Party Sauce Radio! Coming to you live every Wednesday at 3pm Atlantic on 107.3FM Local FM in Saint John and streaming everywhere at http://localfm.ca.
~ Download link: https://partysauce.lol/mp3/PartySauce-2017Jan25.mp3
tracklist:::
Bauhaus – “She’s In Parties”
Bronski Beat – “Why?”
Tiger & Woods – “Radio Tiger”
Escort – “Barbarians”
Archery Guild – “Hold Tight”
Paranerd – “Crassid”
Robert T – “Cirrus 004”
JG Ballad – “Bette Davis Eyes”
Blue Boy – “Remember Me”
Word up, here’s the latest episode of Party Sauce. You can listen live on 107.3 Local FM in Saint John, NB every Wednesday at 3pm and Sunday at 10pm Atlantic time, and also stream it on http://localfm.ca.
Download link: https://partysauce.lol/mp3/PartySauce-2017Jan18.mp3
Here’s the tracklist:
Jessy Lanza – “VV Violence”
Morgan Page – “The Longest Road (Bustin Remix)
Pick A Piper – “Nikko”
Denmother – “Tongue”
Denmother – “Bottomless”
Joy DIvision – “Love Will Tear Us Apart”
The The – “Slow Train To Dawn”
Wire – “Ahead”
The Cult – “Spiritwalker”
INXS – “Black And White”
Dead Kennedys – “Moon Over Marin”
Eddie Grant – “Time Warp”
Jaguar Knight and Property// plus a ton of celebrity guest DJs played at the last ReNeu Boutique show on Saturday. Those kids were already dancing their asses off by 10pm and didn’t let up until 3 in the morning. Love Fredericton parties–!
Howdy, here’s the latest episode of Party Sauce! You can listen live on 107.3 Local FM in Saint John, NB every Wednesday at 3pm and Sunday at 10pm Atlantic time, and also stream it on http://localfm.ca.
~ Download: https://partysauce.lol/mp3/PartySauce-2017Jan11.mp3
Here’s the tracklist:
Sonic Hz – “Crossing The Void”
Andrea Tilliander – “Caught In A Riot”
Le Couleur – “P.O.P.”
Buzzcocks – “Sittin Round At Home”
Buzzcocks – “You Say You Don’t Love Me”
Magazine – “Because You’re Frightened”
M+M – “Several Styles Of Blonde Girls Dancing”
Guilty – “Prepared”
FWLR – “Never Coming Home”
Devo – “Race Of Doom / Love Without Anger”
Drexciya – “Digital Tsunami”
